When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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