at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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