Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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