ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize