the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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