He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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