I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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