Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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