Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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