Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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