My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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