I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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