Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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