I could make wine with my vomit
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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