Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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