i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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