Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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