i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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