They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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