Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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