After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
