I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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