I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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