apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We need to get me chipped asap
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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