Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
All the doctor said was why
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
