just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
that is very illegal...i love you.
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