What did we do last night that was yellow?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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