Where is the hickey?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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