in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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