haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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