We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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