these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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