Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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