How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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