i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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