Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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