It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize