If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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