i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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