Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Vodka?
Forever.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Success! We fucked roommates!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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