i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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