I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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