Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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