Im at strip club and am horny
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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