This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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