I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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