Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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