I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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