So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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