is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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