I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think people are normalizing furries
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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