Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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