from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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