I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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