I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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